Back in medieval times, when everyone was dying of the plague and people needed something to lift their spirits, games were invented to bring enjoyment to life. Some believed it would be fun to exploit the dire straights of others by having them make fools of themselves at impossible or rigged carnival games. It was at that moment that CarnEvil was born and the world was given a new breed of people to despise and fear.

It is important to know that spotting a female Carnie is particularly uncommon. It's not that they don't exist; they just find more interesting ways of luring in their prey: by selling tickets to witness their savage attacks on the flat track. Young female Carnies - especially the few attractive ones - have bonded together to become the infamous roller derby mad women nightmares are made of.

A Few Important Notes
A Carnie will not hesitate to bite you in the throat to convert you to Carnie-ism. It's in your best interest to avoid them at all costs because a dying breed is a desperate one. There is no such thing as an irrational fear of Carnies. The term for "fear of carnies" is "carniphobia" or "common sense". The only thing worse than a Carnie is a wounded Carnie... careful, they attack. Carnies thrive off broken dreams and deflated egos. Playing their games only makes them stronger. (Come play our games.)

For every Carnie that you can see, there's at least three more hiding in the bushes behind you, waiting for the perfect chance to steal your wallet. Carnies only want two things: your money and your soul. And you at the bout to witness it all.

Avoiding a Carnie Encounter (DO NOT ATTEMPT - WE WILL FIND YOU)

Don't make eye contact.

Keep walking.

Show no emotion. (They can smell fear)

Always wear purple.

Relatives of the Carnie

Gypsies

Hippies

Truckers

Ice Cream Men

Click on CarnEvil's name above to close bio Retired Carnies:

Foul Play #3 Strikes	Glitter HitHer #319	Hell'en Skates #4311
Knife Fight #cb350	Lorena D'Cutter #0	Mistress Whiplash #20/20 Trample
Mona Agony #oooh	SosuMe #13	Trolly Dolly Trigger Finger #d5428
XE Cutioner - #(18)3596