Blondie was always the prettiest girl in school. Boys loved her, the local Hawaiian girls hated her... She was born and raised on Moloka'i, the fifth largest of the islands but the least populated. She loved soccer, surfing, hula dancing, and volunteering at the leper colony, Kalaupapa.

A bit of fame came to Blondie when Jurassic Park III was being filmed on the island and she won a small part. Her mom got a taste of being a stage mother and forced little Blondie into the pageant world at age 15. There lies the demise of her innocence...and her clean record. Blondie was showing well in her first pageants, yet always lost the big prize as her talent choice never really caught the judge's interest. She was a gifted goat herder and an expert on exotic flora and fauna. She lost again and again to girls on pianos with beautiful voices. At the age of 18, Blondie entered what would be her last contest. She received 2nd runner up in the Miss Hawaiian Tropics pageant...and she snapped. The trail of crimes that ensued you likely read about in your local papers, yet she was released on good behavior upon turning 21.

She heard about some bad ass roller derby girls in Washington and decided she would fit in nicely. She's been flying under the radar ever since and goes by her derby name to stay out of trouble. Although she's a force to be reckoned with in the derby world!

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