Up until 1957 I was Miss Danger. I married Sir Danger that year and thus became Lady Danger.
As a bored, rich housewife I filled my time by throwing lavish cocktail parties, shopping
around for the best red lipstick money could buy, dressing in the latest fashions, looking
as cute as can be and of course catering to Sir Danger. However, I have always had a
rebellious nature that no one was aware of. Over time I started to become very resentful
of my rich, boring life, catering to this person, cathering to that person, catering , Catering
CATERING! I began hating all the other wives of my husband's rich friends. Caddy women, you
know the type, that would stab you in the back for just having the wrong color on for the season.
I wanted to bash them all, hit them when they weren't looking and make them bleed but all the
while looking very cute doing it, of course. Because of my poised nature no one suspects me of
these impulses at all. I needed an outlet for all my pent up aggression so I joined the cutest
roller derby team ever, the Hula Honeys. I just pretend the girls I hit in the pack are all those
caddy women and, excuse my language, bash the crap out of them. Then I go home, down a couple of
martinis, rub my husband's feet and decide what hour d'ourves I should make at the next cocktail
party. A housewife's job is never done.
Positions: Wouldn't YOU like to know! But regarding derby, I mainly play blocker 1 and 2.
Likes: Vintage fashion, 1960s cocktail cabinets, sparkly jewels, bruises (especially when I put one on someone else), my adorable dogs, homemade marshmallows, my fantastic baby daddy Greg, running and triathlons...
Dislikes: cat poop, going into the penalty box
Favorite Drink: currenty anything that is a sparkly mocktail, but usually...that's a tough one. Did I mention that I like entire cocktail cabinets? Having once been a bartender, you can't just have one favorite. Just depends on what I feel like mixing up at the moment.
Favorite color: Red, and teal and brown of course!
Quote: "I may look classy, but I'll still kick your assy!"
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