Minnie was raised in a southern baptist home and taught from birth how to take care of a man. At the ripe age of 18 she got married and began her family. She happily performed her wifly duties: cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, hosting dinner parties at the last minute without complaining, kept up her appearance as a wife should.

One morning she woke up and found her husband once again not in bed next to her and decided she had had enough. She sent the children off to school and when her husband did finally arrive home with lipstick on his collar smelling of scotch and cheap perfume; she calmly asked him if he would like for her to draw him a bath so he could get ready for work as she had done a hundred times before without complaint. He said of course but the air was strangely different this morning reeking of vengeance. This morning with his glass of orange juice Minnie didn't bring her husband his dry toast she instead brought him the toaster she had received from him for her birthday the month before. To her dismay the toaster did not have enough charge to kill him. Regardless he pressed charges and the judge gave her anger management classes and recommended that she take up a hobby to let out her pent up aggressions.

In class Minnie met a couple of gals in similar situations one gal mentioned try outs being held to start up a new Roller Derby League. Minnie thought that sounded like a perfect solution to her little anger issue. What Minnie would like to do is take out her aggressions on other cheating bastards but for now she'll have to settle on taking and giving jabs from her rollerskates... Minnie still holds her southern belle charm but don't let her fool you... she'll offer you an apple pie with her right hand only to follow it up with a left jab.

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