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Positions: Blocker 3, Pivot, Jammer
A Sassy Roller Girl so Sassy Pants is a fitting name for a gal who is one part smart-ass, one part
diva, who loves vintage culture and collecting. Skating for team Hula Honeys, a retro/tiki themed
team, this vixen is also league President and one of the Main Mommas for the Jet City Rollergirls.
Being a Canadian, Sassy grew up with aspirations of being an Olympic figure skater and skated
competitively until she was 14. However, shortly after becoming a teenager she was tempted by the
glamorous yet devious life of cute boys, punk rock music, tattoos, fast cars and eventually found all
of this in the good ole' USA.
After years of seclusion from the skating world, Sassy Pants resurfaced a couple years ago as a roller
derby diva and surely a force to be reckoned with. Her motto is "cute is sexy", but don't let the
plumeria penchant fool you, she has some sass and will definitely kick some ass!
Sassy Pants is married to Sgt. Spankaho (ex DEA and noa leader of JCRG's fearless New Skater Boot Camp)
and once had a great kid who betrayed the family and went on to become the Pink Pistols Evil Mascot, Syd
Malicious. Vowing never to give up to regain her son's forgotten love and affections, Sassy Pants vows
to avenge this loss stolen from her by the evil pink harlots!
So watch out... this rollergirl is not only serious about her roller derby, she is literally skating for
her life... to avenge the lost love of her first born and only son. And, she vows to regain it by any
means necessary...
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